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Originally Posted by Ahh_Boi
When I don’t tip a ML
ML: 亲爱的，下次见哦！
When I tip a ML $10 (2B3R)
ML: 这么小气，才$10！
When I tip a ML $20 (2B4R)
ML: 垃圾，凑个整数会死吗！
When I tip a ML $30 (3B)
ML: 动手动脚，又摸又舔，才给$30小费！
When I tip a ML $70 (4B)
ML: 这色鬼肯定不怀好意，这么点小费就想上我！
When I tip $500
ML: 这萝卜头，哦不是，是小帅哥还不错，人还可以，得试试钓一钓他！
So either don’t tip, else go big! 
I poor boy might as well keep the $ for my Cai png. |
I always enjoy your subtle sarcasm. You really have a knack for delivering it so well and it never fails to bring a smile to my face everytime