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We’ve all passed by Golden Landmark Hotel before, and see that neon-lit façade of City Palace KTV, or 成都. I’ve been very curious about that place for a while so when I had to meet a client at Arab Street, I decided to rendezvous there with my mate after my appointment.

The Skinny: Not the cheapest places I’ve been to but for the comfort, class, and chicks, you do get what you are paying for in a way. A great place to chill out with good looking singers, with the possibility of a happy ending.

The Lowdown: We walked in to a newly-renovated lounge with great ambience. It’s got a comfortable and plush sofa, soft lighting and unobtrusive background music. The happy hour price was really cheap so it’s perfect to sit around with a mate to chit chat about stuff or play a bit of dice. But the girls only really come in from around 8.

The mummy we got was a gentle, soft-spoken type. There were a couple of them, I think. My mate had special instructions for the mummy. He wanted someone who’s up for some action. We were seated outside but, stuff it, not many people around anyway. The way I understand, there are both singers and butterflies there. My friend took a butterfly. He got to rub her legs while she caressed his thighs the whole night, at times even necking in full view of the waiting staff. My friend really liked his butterfly though she wasn’t really my type – a bit too tall.

I saw a very hot singer with short hair and the mummy took her to me right away. Naturally, singers are more modest in demeanour, but my singer gave me super gfe, leaning onto me and all that stuff. I upped 100 flowers for her before deciding to call it a night. My friend told the mummy that he wanted to take his girl out. The mummy actually took the girl aside and arranged it for him, the lucky bastard. We ended up getting a free jug from the mummy and I didn’t mind because I was looking at all the singers there and there were really some very very good ones. You feel like in an exclusive club really… the service was top notch – prompt top ups of booze, singers and butterflies were nice to be with and the overall feel just gets you in a very relaxing mood.

If only there’s a way to shag the singers without spending a bomb… and I was to find out from our mummy that that was definitely possible… as long as I want her to arrange things…. I vowed I would return ASAP… to be continued.

***My mate told me the next day that the shag was only so-so… well… at least he scored on his first session there***

For bros who are interested:

Venue: Chengdu or City Palace KTV
Address: Golden Landmark Hotel First Floor
Contact mummy to book room or table to receive excellent service: mobile (83443888), wechat ID (AMY56788888). Her name is Yiling. Probably the best mummy I’ve ever met.