Perfection at its very finest
 

This story is 100% non-fiction with less than 1% censored to protect the parties involved. This happened a few years ago, back when I was 17. I can only update during the weekends as I will mostly be overseas working during the week. Also, I apologise that the hot and steamy parts only start in the middle of part 2. Good things are worth the wait bros and first 3 to camp here gets pizza from me.


My exams have just ended and going to school is kinda boring, because we mostly just sit there and tcss, I skipped school with one of my good friend and went to watch some random movie. It was a morning showing with the movie ending at around 12 or 1 and I went for lunch with my friend, before he said that he had to leave. Just when I was about to board the MRT that would bring me straight home, I received a SMS from a friend that I sometimes talk to. She was a beautiful cute 16 year old SYT with a face that made her look 13 or 14. She has a pair of small but modest A cup boobs that I like (I’m not really a boob person, hate it when the boobs start to bounce around during sex), weighs just 45kg and is about 1.62m tall. She was studying in an all-girls Methodist school situated in the Eastern parts of Singapore. Let’s call her M.

M: Eh BMW69, u free? I’m very bored cus my friend pangseh me. Was supposed to watch movie with her but she suddenly got something on. I don’t wanna watch myself.
Me: Yeah why not? My friend just left as well! What a coincidence :) I’m at ABC, where and when do you want to meet?
M: Ok, meet you at XXX MRT station in 15 mins k!

I think that she was having her O’ levels at that time and was really in need of stress relieve. We would also sometimes sext each other when we were feeling bored or horny and thus we were familiar with each other’s sexual desires, fantasies and fetishes etc. As both of us were virgins, we weren’t exactly considered FBs; just friends that talk mainly about sex.

I was thinking *Sian… I’ve just watched a movie in the morning and I’ll have to spend another few dollars on movie tickets again.* What happened next really surprised me.

M: Hey! So my friend was supposed to go to my house to watch American Pie 2 and 3 with me today. I was watching the first movie last night and I felt that it was really funny. So you wanna watch 2 and 3 with me? ;) I wanna share my laughter with you. Sucks watching comedies alone.
Me: Ai yah, I don’t wanna go your house leh, unless there’s nobody home. Otherwise it would be so awkward trying to explain our relationship. Err… Friendship I mean
M: Hahaha of course there’s no one home. Both my parents are working and my sis is out with her bf xD

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Camper number 1!!!! Yeah !!! Pizza!!!:p

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Am I number 2? :) I want meat lover supreme flavor one, thank you!

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Just made it as 3? :D ( kitty basket included)

Salmon flavored pizza avail? Hehe..

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Aaargh! Just missed my pizza!

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Got a kitten as campmate :D Hope TS doesn't mean 3 of us share one pizza, I dun fancy salmon flavor leh... give me salmon sashimi anytime ;)

Me camping too..

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Me not camping
Me only setting up hut here, baking pizza to make enough $$ here to be able to go back to home town

Pizza with the following topping(s) available
1. Coke sauce
2. Sour Plum
3. Mix vegetable
4. Hokkien me
5. Steam fish
6. Char Siew Bau/ Leng Leong Bau, Dau Sa Bau
7. Har Gao/ Siew Mai
8. Lays Sour Cream and Onion
9. Carrot Cake
10. Pepperoni/ Salami/ Sausages/ Peppers ...... In cough mixture sauce

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good morning drslump and miss lala. :D
so what breakfast u guys and gal ate for breakfast or planning to eat on this fine morning? :)

I'll eat dr S.
oops.. lol~

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I'd be glad to come share the pizza and company.

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Dun know abt her
She still trying to clean her shirt from all the nose blowing
I m making pizza here, a slice for u? Choose your toppings

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Err Lala, too much crying from Kitty's story
The doctor is not on the menu.
I recommend Har Gao and Siew Mai in cough mixture sauce

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Beers and cashew nuts

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hmm...i am seriously contemplating whether to eat wantan mee or tea with toast bread with kaya spread and 1 slices of butter...:rolleyes:

Dun wan..
I wan eat dr S with all of the topping mentioned above..

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Doc look like you run all you want but you cannot hide..... Buy more tongkat Ali ginseng kopi.... Haha

Beers and cashew nuts anyone??

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:) I wan one serving of sashimi too pls!!

Wah. Kinky thoughts. But i support ur idea....Lols
Hmm..in fact..

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made it in time before the steamy part 2. cumming soon ts? :p

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Can I have jus a slice of garlic bread pls?

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Hahaha of course not. Here we have a year's worth of free pizza thanks to Pizza Hut's kind sponsorship.

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Haha wah you have a lot of cooking to do. Need to fill my stomach before I can write the next chapter.
On a more serious note, it'll be up tomorrow :) I've finished the whole story already so it'll be up :)

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Haha pizza and sushi buffet for everyone. Seems like the demand for sashimi is really high. Wah but my nice story became a food thread.

But sis, I need a human sized oven leh.. After put all of the topping, need to bake dr S first before eat.. I dun like it raw.. :p

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Feed us with us story & after devouring it, out hungry pangs should subside .. I guess?

What exactly do u not like raw? Only the dr? Oops
I lend u my BBQ pit. At most, cook him on a spit over an open fire :/

Haha.. I dun like to eat raw meat sis..
So, to eat dr S' pizza, I have to bake him first la.. Hopefully he got a nice n juicy meat.. :p

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Gals gals behave
We r in civilized world.
I will give in a little and gives out Dr Pepper! That's all I can give. This Dr is non edible. Meat is old, dry, tough, rotten and crumble. Not recommended even if he is last piece of meat in the world. U rather eat tree bark. Trust me.

U want something young, I recommend errr.... Al Pacino or Roger More or even Sean Connery. They can "satisfied" you ladies even before u put in the oven.


Dance and Sings to MC Hammer's "you can't touch this"

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I mean seriously, u r going to eat pizza with those toppings?
Either u r too hungry or the culinary world has gone berserkers!

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I recommend some 河豚刺身
I heard the liver is 一番美味しい
Why bother with the Salmon, it is consider the cheapest in the 刺身盛り合わせ

Wrap the liver and ovaries in the skin and munch it.
Highly recommended.

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wah eating this puffer fish if not prepared by a licensed chef could be a person last meal on earth man.
ovaries? what animal ovaries? the puffer fish ovaries?